Sunday, March 26, 2006

Viva Mexico......

At last, I am back and alive after Spring Break 06'. Which I might mention was Spring Break numero uno for me, and sadly the last.

Trying to avoid the typical nonsensical insanity that is college students partying and puking their ways through the week, me and my friends Brad and Mike opted for a cruise in the Gulf of Mexico. Now I knew that there would be crazyness regardless, I was just hoping that a cruise would serve to provide us a weeks worth of stuff to do without actually having to use our brains very much. And I was right.

I would have to say that the best part of the cruise was the food. I seriously haven't eaten that well since......um....well ever. Being the same weight for the last 5 years, I was also shocked to realize that I think I packed on a few pounds from the daily gorging!

There were high points......Karaoke nights and being a celebrity in international waters, watching Brad and Mike scale their way up the rock walls, the lobster and Beach in Cozumel, and there were the low......crappy weather on thursday, cabin fever, sea sickness, and seeing the same faces in the bars night after night, but over all the trip was fun. I have decided to post a few pictures from the trip, Enjoy!!



(Sky in the gulf of Mexic0)



(This is what vacation looks like.)



(me & my hoes....aka Mike and Brad)


(Yup that's Mickey Dolenz from the Monkeys! Haha!)


(Mike was a little drunk...and thought he was a fish)


(Getting Catty)





I'm Out!!

Thursday, March 02, 2006


18 days and counting.........

Ahhh....Only 18 days till my vacational bliss. At the end of the month I am taking a cruise with a couple buddies to Mexico. I can't friggin wait. This will be my official first real vacation EVER. And I owe it all to my friend VISA. Without whom I would never be able to enjoy a stroll on a Mexican beach, dance around like a jackass, and generally drink until I look like this:

Me and my friend Brad were talking about how people seem to be disappearing quite frequently from the Royal Carribean Cruise Line ships. He said that they should outfit the entire ship with a velcro type of floor and we could all wear little velcro suits when we are drunk like this:

Wouldn't that be hysterical?

The Rat Race.....



Does it ever drive you crazy to sit and listen to people having polite conversation? Today on the train I think that if I could have found a sharp enough object to jam in my ears, I would have. My question is, do people actually think that some of the stuff they are talking about is interesting?

For example.....Picture two guys, sitting across fom each other on the train.

Guy 1: Man the Brown line is slow today.

Guy2: Yup. Sure is slow.

G1: But you never know right?

G2: Yup, you never know.

G1: I like the brown line though. Its pretty clean.

G2: Yea, yeah its pretty clean. And scenic.

G1: Scenic?

G2: Yea, scenic. You know cause its above ground.

G1: Oh yea totally. And clean.

G2: Definately cleaner than the Red Line.

G1: The Red Line? Yup that train is dirty. But its faster than the Brown Line.

G2: Sometimes. One time, it was really slow. I was on it for like 20 minutes when it was stopped. That sucked. I would have rather been on the Brown Line where its above ground.

G1: Yup. You'd have something to look at

DO YOU SEE WHAT I MEAN?????? AAAGGGHHHHHHHH.

Now imagine that for like 30 minutes.

I seriously had to contain myself from standing up and shouting SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP!!!

At that point I would rather be sharing the train car with the crazy men that urinate on themselves. At least when they babble its entertaining and about:

"Monkeys that shoot fire out of their butts while doing their taxes and OH! Back in the day I was a gay cowboy who used to dress up like Pickles and jump into the middle of peach sandwiches with some KY on the side."

Yes folks, I would rather hear that.

Fin.