18 days and counting.........

Ahhh....Only 18 days till my vacational bliss. At the end of the month I am taking a cruise with a couple buddies to Mexico. I can't friggin wait. This will be my official first real vacation EVER. And I owe it all to my friend VISA. Without whom I would never be able to enjoy a stroll on a Mexican beach, dance around like a jackass, and generally drink until I look like this:

Me and my friend Brad were talking about how people seem to be disappearing quite frequently from the Royal Carribean Cruise Line ships. He said that they should outfit the entire ship with a velcro type of floor and we could all wear little velcro suits when we are drunk like this:

Wouldn't that be hysterical?